Don’t smoke.
It’s a nasty habit that will kill you when you do it long enough.
There. I said it. And I believe it whole-heartedly.
BUT…
Find a smoker and pay them for 6 cigarettes.
Put 2 cigarettes in a plastic bag and seal it up. Do that two more times.
Then put one cancer-stick baggie in your medicine cabinet.
The second goes in your car.
The third goes in your handbag or backpack.
Why in the medicine cabinet?
Because the tobacco in the cigarette is wonderful to treat a bee or wasp sting.
When someone is stung:
- Take one of the cigarettes out of the baggie
- Tear the cigarette paper to get the tobacco out
- Mix the tobacco with a bit of water (or spit if you don’t have water) to make a paste
- Put the paste on the sting site
- Cover with a paper towel so the paste can do it’s work
It’s amazing how quickly the tobacco paste will take away the pain of the sting.
I’ve seen hysterically crying toddlers switch to smiles in just minutes after putting the paste on after a bee sting.
It’s the only way I want you to ever use a cigarette.
Now there’s just no easy way to pivot from cigarettes to what I have for you next, so I’ll just say it straight out…
If you don’t already have a home security system, please, please, please take me up on my offer from SimpliSafe.
The money you invest in the system will lower your anxiety level by 3 points on a 1-10 scale.
You’ll know your family is safe from bad guys trying to break in. And if you are a parent of a teenager, you’ll know your hormone-laced teen can’t sneak out without you knowing it.
Here’s the offer…
You save 50% off the price of the SimpliSafe alarm system. You get a free indoor camera.
You can stop there if you’d like, but I want you to get at least the basic monitoring. It’s only $31.99 a month.
Step up to the enhanced monitoring if it fits you better. The basic monitoring fits our family.
Your family (and your pets) deserve to be protected from the mess outside your home. Let SimpliSafe help you do it.
To quote the great philosopher, Forrest Gump: “And that’s all I have to say about that.”
Be Safe, Have Fun,
Darren Bayne
